Post by Don on Oct 25, 2006 21:16:21 GMT -5
........This has a kinda graphic ending so if you have a small child at home that can read you may not want to read it..........
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas
plains
without
water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling
through the
sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of
a
sudden
he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead
of
him
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and
discovers
what
looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this
is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an FEMA ID badge and a dull
gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil
tucked
behind one ear.
Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You
have
three
wishes."
I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to
trust a
FEMA genie."
What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
looks like
you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food
and
drink."
**POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has
ever
seen, and
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled
with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a
good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish
that
no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a
string
attached.
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas
plains
without
water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling
through the
sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of
a
sudden
he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead
of
him
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and
discovers
what
looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this
is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an FEMA ID badge and a dull
gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil
tucked
behind one ear.
Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You
have
three
wishes."
I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to
trust a
FEMA genie."
What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
looks like
you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food
and
drink."
**POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has
ever
seen, and
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled
with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a
good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish
that
no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a
string
attached.
