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Post by Don on Oct 25, 2006 21:19:56 GMT -5
>A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the >little girl across the street. The father, being modern and >well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. > >"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out >completely?" > >"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room >and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if >I get scared of the dark." > >"How about transportation?" the father asked. > >"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little >boy answered. >The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. > >Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? >When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." > >"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're >not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step >on it!"
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Post by lisajonathan00 on Oct 26, 2006 17:30:06 GMT -5
LOL That is funny!!
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